When you are sad, just remember that jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
THIS IS KILLING ME.
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
they really do mean everyone
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
DON’T MAKE ME WHIP MY SCARF OFF IN A Z-FORMATION
ACROSS THE BRITISH NATION
my dad went to the hospital to get his gallbladder checked out and this is the shit he pulls